Happy Birthday, Yoga!

Happy Birthday to my most beloved imaginary friend. It’s weird to think we became friends through the computer, but I’m so glad we did. I could go on and write some more mushy stuff, but you know that’s not my style like at all. A few people wanted to share some love though, so just scroll down to soak it up.

Big thanks to ICMezzo for helping me wrangle everyone together and to Naelany for helping me blog.

xoxo, Nicole

PerfectlyPersuasive

Rock Out with Your Glock Out by PerfectlyPersuasive

A/N: Ok, so I finaaaaallly had a chance to write something we’ve been talking about forever. This is the most crackalicious thing ever. Please no one take offense at the mean words used. They are not how I feel, of course. I know that you will enjoy it for one it is, Yoga. ;) Lurve you to pieces.

ooOoo

 

My eyes locked with his from across the room, and my shoulders immediately squared. Bitches best know not to look a motherfucker like me in the eyes--that’s how people get shot. I won’t hesitate to lay a punk down. I’m like a gun slinging cowboy ass mothafucka. By the time you even reach for your piece, my glock is cocked and your ass is dead.

He immediately glances away, so tonight my gun stays tucked into my jeans. It would be bad news if I shot someone in the club anyway. It’s my baby sister’s birthday today, and she would fucking freak if we got a little blood on her cake or something. To me, a little bitch blood just adds a bit more flavor.

Zigster

"Happy birthday you crunchy granola sweet girl! Here's some singing along silliness for you. Love, Zigs"

"Down at the banks with the hanky-pank, and the bull frogs jump from bank to bank saying eep! opp! Epp-bop-op!"

"What. On earth. Are you doing?"

"Singing."

"Oh, is that what you'd call it? Those weren't even the right words."

"Yes, they were!"

"No, they weren't." Edward sticks out his tongue and Jasper glares at him.

"How would you know?"

"I was once five."

rmhale

Giving in to Temptation by rmhale

My dearest Yoga…

Thank you so much for being such an amazing woman, bringing laughter into my life and Totsy into my list of obsessions. For me, you ventured into a world I know makes you shudder and for you,  I definitely left my comfort box waaaaaaaay behind. I am sorry it wasn’t more but you know what my life has been like.

I adore you and love you and am thankful for you.

Love,
Robyn

Thank you my panda, Zigster, for the last minute beta job and quick ganjacation, me love you long time.

Disclaimer: I own nothing but my naked images in my dirty mind of Edward and Jasper fucking, SM owns the rest.

Giving in to Temptation

FarDareisMai

Fixing Precious: 2.0 by FarDareisMai

A/N: My dearest Motek!  Yom huledet sameach!  Happiest of birthdays my love.  I’m sorry I didn’t have the time to write you a full blown story, but I hope you’ll enjoy a little bit of time with Jasper and Geekward.  Sadly, Precious doesn’t actually make an appearance this time.  You are a wonderful friend and mother, and I love you, and hope this year brings you everything you wish for. FarDareisMai.

Fixing Precious: 2.0

“Right there!  Oh my god, Jasper!”

I looked at Edward, the way his eyes were bright and wild behind his glasses, and the flush that was making its way up his neck.  I wanted to trace the flush with my tongue.

Three years with my fuckhot computer nerd of a boyfriend, and I never got tired of seeing how his body reacted when he got excited.

LexieCullen and Ms. Kathy

LexieCullen and Ms. Kathy

 

Sweet Dreams

photocredit: www.daddysbadboys.com

PolkaDotMama

Happy Birthday, Yoga from Posy (PolkaDotMama) & the boys doing yoga at hotnudeyoga.com

 

photo credit: www.briangormanphoto.com